Continuing the notion that I used to be a real person, here’s a picture taken at Northallerton on some kind of corporate beano. I can’t remember what I was doing, or who many of the people were, but it must have cost a fortune to ship us all there.
I’m in the back with the impenetrable shades. The bloke two to the left from me was called Chris, the girl on the right at the back was Nicola. Front row, far left was Catherine, and in the middle of the front row was Sarah Bellamy. She moved to Cyprus, became Sarah Karmiotou and, last I heard (2015), was very poorly. Fingers crossed.